| Whoa |
[Apr. 20th, 2006|12:35 pm] |
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I totally forgot I had this, update! |
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| I am twenty |
[Nov. 8th, 2005|11:58 pm] |
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I am two decades. One score. Twenty years. Mmmm...interesting. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2005|09:53 am] |
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Ah yes, so my report on "A History of Violence." It was good, I really liked it. I think it helped that I DID know what to expect whereas others went thinking it was an action film. I probably spent more time talking with my friend ABOUT the movie than watching it. Good Stuff. I thought the sex scenes were hella awkward though...but yeah. The bully thing didn't make much sense to me either, so lame. All in all though it really is, like Ben said, one of the best movies I've seen all year. |
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| Quick! I need opinions!! |
[Oct. 11th, 2005|10:35 pm] |
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Who has seen "A History of Violence?" I've heard many mixed reviews. Mostly people who loved "Pearl Harbor" have been saying, "It sucked" but people who liked "Rushmore" have been saying it's good. Still, I'd like YOUR opinion. Let me know. |
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[Sep. 11th, 2005|10:12 pm] |
Have you ever been SO angry that you just couldn't move for a while?
I have.
Have you ever been SO frustrated that you screamed to the point where your throat was torn up?
I have.
Have you ever been SO tired of the shitty hand that life dealt you, that you want to fold and leave the table?
I have.
Why is it that when everything seems to be going so well, something just FUCKS up your rhythm? |
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| I think I laughed for a solid 5 minutes straight after, "normalizing the vector" |
[Aug. 29th, 2005|11:38 pm] |
the Wit
(52% dark, 23% spontaneous, 10% vulgar) |
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 64% on darkness |
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You scored higher than 1% on spontaneity |
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You scored higher than 1% on vulgarity |
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| Too Late.... |
[Aug. 18th, 2005|08:56 pm] |
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Has anyone seen Adam Carolla's "new" show, "Too Late: with Adam Carolla"? That thing is garbage. I saw a review on Con-Air. What the hell is that, a review for a movie that's been on VHS/DVD for 7 years? Come on, you can be a little more up to date than that. Plus there was a part where he makes fun of how Nicholas Cage kills the guy, saying how that's ridiculous. You actually do learn to hit people like that though, because it does knock them out and have the potential to kill. He then interviewed the woman who plays Lois Griffin from Family Guy. It was the shortest interview ever that was very awkward. He has got to be the WORST host for a show I've ever seen. He's such a hack. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2005|09:28 pm] |
OOOooooh my shit! My childhood friend from kindergarten is engaged. HOLY CRAP! What's going on?
I'm totally psyched for him though. It really surprised me, but I'm definitely glad for him. It's great to see people falling in love and all that jazz. He's one of the greatest guys I know, and it's freaking awesome to hear it. Although he has said the wedding won't be for years because school (good call), it's amazing to see people so committed to each other. Such a rarity in this stupid society.
Congratulations Mr. John Kurkowski! |
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| Wanna hear what I hate? No? Too bad... |
[Aug. 1st, 2005|10:37 pm] |
This is going to be me being a baby and bitching, so if you don't wanna hear it, i definitely don't blame you.
FUCK!
Wanna hear what I hate? Doing summer quarter at 8:30am-12pm Mon-Wed, 7:30am-12pm Thurs., then working 25 hours a week and being told that i have it easy because I'm young. Guess what? Apparently I have it SOO easy that I have to work for my dad too. So my summer consists of Calculus3, Chemistry3, ChemLab3, Starbucks, and Shell...fuck.
This Saturday I get to work from 5am to 1pm at Starbucks then (WITHOUT A BREAK) go to the Padre's work and work from 2pm to 8pm. Hooray, 14 hours of work! 15 if you include me going home and getting ready to go to my dad's store. Then I get to work 7 days this week plus do school all at the same time. "Oh James, we all do that!" I know some of you out there DO, and I give you crazy respect, but I can't handle it. Some out there say, "I do that too!" But what are they taking? 2D art? Fuck you! I'm pretty sure you drawing 2D art isn't as hard as Chemistry.
This blows...
I am done bitching...sorry. |
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| Final Fantasy 3 (6) |
[Jul. 5th, 2005|11:42 pm] |
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So my badass dad is watching killer chinese videos and as I'm up here sitting at this computer of mine i hear the theme the theme song for the main girl character and i rush down to see it's chinese videos! What the heck! Can't they get busted for that? It's really weird though, cuz periodically the tune will come up and a flood of memories will come rushing through my brain and almost force a tear out my eye from all the great memories. While writing this I think i heard 2 other songs that were in the game as well. Man, i swear, that was the best Final Fantasy ever. If you disagree, i'll fight you. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2005|04:56 pm] |
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Interesting, they made (or making?) an Initial D live action film. If they don't GC the driving like the Japanese tend to do with those kinds of scenes it'll be pretty damn cool. |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2005|06:46 pm] |
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My freaking gosh...it's only been a few hours but I'm struggling. It's more the fact that i CAN'T talk to her if i wanted to. It's not even that long...she comes home Saturday...Ben, I don't know how you did it for months...you're crazy. |
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[May. 26th, 2005|05:26 pm] |
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Dangit, you know it's getting hot when you're in your underwear and you still can't escape the heat... |
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[May. 12th, 2005|05:18 pm] |
So i was in a really good mood driving home from class today, and i was taking this left turn when the guy on my right tried to take a left as well. (note: he's not supposed to) and so i didn't want him hitting me so i honked my horn, but i let him in front of me cuz i didn't care all that much. He looks at me through his side mirror and mouths, "what" and he flails his arm out the window. I just reply with a smile and give him a wave, knowing that it would infuriate him. The James was correct, I couldn't hear him cuz my music was up too loud, but i could read all the 4-letter words streaming from his mouth as he showed me the universal sign for "fuck you." Then he turned into caddyshack real slow like to bother me, but i guess the guy didn't realize the road is really wide so i just went around him.
It is a good day. |
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[May. 6th, 2005|07:25 pm] |
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I got my wisdom teeth pulled today, and my mouth is annoyingly numb. I can't feel my bottom lip all the way to the bottom of my chin. All 4 teeth were pulled and some of the numbing agents are wearing off and I can feel that my bottom left side is getting sore. It doesn't really HURT, but it's just kinda sore. I decided to take the oxycodone that they precribed to me, i guess it's a stonger version of percocet. Hooray, hopefully it'll just knock me out, cuz i can't really do anything anyways. |
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| Yeah, that last line didn't really happen....i wish it did though. |
[Apr. 6th, 2005|10:02 pm] |
Remember that ugly girl in my Human Sexuality class i told you about? Well she's back, and more annoying than ever! She's in my Film class, and she's STUPID!!
There's this other woman too, revolting. She has this smirk on her face all the time, but she's dumb as a brick as well. That's not the worst part though, she's probably about 5'4" 170lbs...try this. take your right arm, and touch your right hipbone, see that space between your arm and your side? That's the size of one of her breasts. No, it's not attractive in the least. It's like when you smell a REALLY REALLY bad fart, but you can't help sniff it every so often. Ack *GAG*
Mish (teacher): What other scene was a montage in the film?
Ugly1 (HS girl): oh, what about the scene where they're fighting and all of a sudden there in the car?
Mish : Uh...no, that's not a montage. A montage would be like where they used a few short clips to show progress, such as when Tom Booker was training the horse Pilgrim. We saw lots of progression in a short amount of time. Can anyone else think of anything?
Ugly2 (watermelon boobs): Oh, what about when they were driving, and they started from home and they got to the motel?
Mish : Not that kind of progression.
Ugly1 : No, i think that works!
Mish : No it doesn't.
ME : SHUT UP YOU UGLY BITCH! YOU'RE DUMB! (Then i went over and backhanded her across the face, and the class applauded)
Quiz - What movie did we watch? |
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| FUCK YOU COP |
[Mar. 29th, 2005|02:55 pm] |
Damn Ben, I are jealous.
So one morning not too long ago i wake up to see a piece of paper on my car. "Maybe it's a note from my neighbor" I thought. When i was leaving i checked the paper to find that it was a ticket...I got a ticket in my own driveway.
"Why James?"
Good question. My car was parked in my driveway, but the back of my cover was hovering over the sidewalk. THUS I get a TRAFFIC ticket. Bullshit I say! I checked out the other cars in my cul-de-sac to see that they all got tickets too, but they were in the street. (It's illegal to be in the street in a cul-de-sac for safety reasons) When i drove off I checked other cars outside of the cul-de-sac who park on the sidewalks, but NOOOOO THEY didn't get tickets. So i thought, "Maybe i can appeal this ticket then." Upon further inspection though, the infraction was "Parked on sidewalk." So this son-of-a-bitch pig decides to ticket only ONE car that was on a sidewalk. ME. FUCK YOU COP. |
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[Mar. 25th, 2005|12:30 pm] |
shit fuck damn fart hell bitch gaaahhhhh!
I have to take Calc 2 again....why? I got a fuckin 1.4.....i seriously don't know how. I guess i bombed my final. Fuck, the worst part is my mom finding out. Hopefully she never will....i doubt that. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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[Mar. 16th, 2005|09:25 pm] |
Yes....i finished my first essay and I'm halfway through my second one. I thought I'd give my brain a rest here. I have a Chem final, a Human Sexuality final, 2 papers due in human sexuality, and a oral presentation in human sexuality tomorrow. Oooooh shit I'm so broked.
Friday I have my math final that I'm ill-prepared for. Please God save me!
On the plus side, i don't have to listen to nasty ugly girls talk about their sexuality. SERIOUSLY these girls are disgusting, i literally felt like gagging when they talked about ANYTHING. Especially the fat one in the front with the happy trail. Yeah, it was gross. She talks about how she works at a bar and guys pinch he ass. Either a) she pinches he own ass wishing it was someone else's. or b) those guys are HELLLLLLA drunk. No other explination. I'd have to be at the point where i drank so much that i was blind and accidently pinched her ass while falling to die.
Eww, no serious. You have to meet these girls. It's an ugly convention. Except for one girl who used to sit in the back, she was kinda hot. But she doesn't come anymore. Peace out uglies! |
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